Cat Pencil Sharpener
Cat Pencil Sharpener
The Cat Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those naughty cats that litter in your garden or let themselves in through your back door! Whether you’re a cat-lover or a cat-hater, the Cat Pencil Sharpener is purrfect for you. They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a cat’s derriere so purchase a Cat Pencil Sharpener today and see what all the fuss is about!
As you’d imagine, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little meowing noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ’sharp-end’ (we’re guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in — what a polite puss! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely!
About the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener is a novelty pencil/crayon sharpener in the shape of a small cat. Place a pencil or crayon into it’s behind and sharpen away to hear it meow!
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener features a ‘meowing’ cat with built-in sound chip
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener comes with a white plastic litter tray to catch your pencil shavings!
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener is made from white plastic
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener measures approximately 11 cm x 7 cm x 3.5 cm
* The Cat Pencil Sharpener is suitable for anyone with a blunt pencil and a wicked sense of humour!
Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it!
We’re willing to bet that even if the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener was just a little plastic cat that meowed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is actually pretty practical!
Tired of knifing or biting the end of your pencils to get them super-sharp? Put the knife down and rid your mouth of led by purchasing the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener! Sitting pretty on any office, college or home desk, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is suitably the most daring piece of desktop stationary we’ve ever seen!
A cracking gift for vets and animal lovers, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is the ‘bottom’ line in laughable executive toys! Complete with its own neat little litter tray, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener won’t leave any messy deposits on your desk — when it’s stuffed full of shavings, simply sling them in the bin!
No unpleasant smells, no fear of fuzz, no scratches on your arms and legs — what’s not to love about the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener? Sharpen yourself up and buy one today!
What’s in the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener box?
* 1 x Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener (with litter-tray)
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i hope you die …
i hope you die painfull and get skinned alive
fantastic !
fantastic !
that is the …
that is the weirdest crap i have ever seen
hahaha creepy
hahaha creepy
thats wrong
thats wrong
Eh…I expected it …
Eh…I expected it to be a bit better, like some horrified scream or something. xD
…what
…what
No, we generally …
No, we generally found out that sticking a pencil up the whoopsie of a real cat won’t work. We recommend using the Cat Oencil Sharpener not real animals if that’s ok with y’all.
my cat wont sharpen …
my cat wont sharpen my penic
Omfg, This thing …
Omfg, This thing makes me rofl some much XD
there should be one …
there should be one when the pencil goes in its mouth and the sharpenings come out of its butt
man i feel really …
man i feel really bad for the cat taking a big pencil in his tiny lmao haha this vid is random but its going to my fav
i bought one of …
i bought one of these for my brothers xmas, its ace!!
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this is HILARIOUS!
Yes it is! Just …
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is this real?
I …
is this real?
I WILL SO BUY IT!!
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omg that was …
omg that was actually funny
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haha I will buy it! …
haha I will buy it! xD
Saw one of those in …
Saw one of those in a store yesterday. Loved it. Thanks for posting.
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AWESOME
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